Not liking rap makes you racist, or so I’m told.
Everyone knows I hate rap, really I hate ‘gangster rap’, I consider the art produced by certain Jamaican artists very pleasant to the ear. Nobody had informed me this made me racist. Picture the scene, it’s a summer’s evening by the side of a river, well, not really.
(16:57:42) <SomeoneElse>: do u have go getta
(16:58:47) <SmallR2002>: go getta?
(17:00:01) <SomeoneElse>: ya its by young jeezy and r kelly
(17:00:54) <SmallR2002>: oh… pop trash?
(17:01:07) <SomeoneElse>: no
(17:01:08) <SomeoneElse>: rap
(17:01:11) <SomeoneElse>: hip hop
(17:01:55) <SmallR2002>: ok, badly genre’d trash
(17:02:09) <SomeoneElse>: omg!!!!
(17:02:21) <SomeoneElse>: that’s insaulting to the rap world
(17:03:27) <SmallR2002>: i can be more so…
(17:03:38) <SomeoneElse>: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(17:04:07) <SomeoneElse>: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(17:04:12) <SmallR2002>: mostly ’styles’ of pop
(17:04:15) <SomeoneElse>: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
(17:04:22) <SomeoneElse>: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(17:05:04) <SmallR2002>: and pop near enough always sucks
(17:05:14) <SomeoneElse>: rawr
(17:05:49) <SmallR2002>: even the monkees were better than most modern pop
(17:06:12) <SomeoneElse>: who the heck are the monkees
(17:06:32) <SmallR2002>: shows how much you know about music…
(17:06:55) <SmallR2002>: please tell me you’ve heard of the beatles
(17:06:56) <SomeoneElse>: you’re a racist freak
(17:07:05) <SmallR2002>: racist freak?
(17:07:07) <SomeoneElse>: you dont like rap cuz most rappers are black or mixed
(17:07:11) <SmallR2002>: hahaha
(17:07:18) <SomeoneElse>: you’re a fucking racist freak
(17:07:18) <SmallR2002>: which is why i love bluegrass and jazz?
(17:07:41) <SmallR2002>: japanese pop, jpunk, lots of asian music too
(17:07:57) <SomeoneElse>: well jazz music made it’s way into rap
(17:08:00) <SomeoneElse>: you loser
(17:08:17) <SmallR2002>: not quite, but, near enough
(17:08:38) <SmallR2002>: i find that so amusing…
(17:08:56) <SomeoneElse>: psh and i happen 2 kno more musicans than u
(17:09:01) <SmallR2002>: really?
(17:09:05) <SomeoneElse>: like wolf from sydney
(17:09:15) <SomeoneElse>: and richard carter from someplace in europe
(17:09:24) <SomeoneElse>: and other ppl my mom talks 2 and meets
(17:10:16) <SmallR2002>: all the artists on my myspace i know and correspond with personally
(17:10:59) <SomeoneElse>: you dont know all the artists on myspace
(17:11:27) <SmallR2002>: on my myspace i do
(17:11:31) <SmallR2002>: not on myspace
(17:11:38) <SmallR2002>: helps if you read :p
(17:12:07) <SomeoneElse>: shut up
(17:12:13) <SmallR2002>: …
(17:12:34) <SmallR2002>: so you cant debate without insulting or telling me to shut up?
(17:12:43) <SomeoneElse>: shut up
(17:12:57) <SomeoneElse>: ur a freak
(17:13:07) <SmallR2002>: i’m a freak, why?
(17:13:20) <SmallR2002>: because i don’t like rap and know more about alternative forms of music?
(17:13:56) <SomeoneElse>: no you’re a freak cuz ur so judgemental
(17:14:01) <SmallR2002>: i am?
(17:14:13) <SmallR2002>: when did i judge whom?
(17:14:28) <SomeoneElse>: people that like rap
(17:14:43) <SmallR2002>: yes… and i don’t like most rap
(17:16:38) <SomeoneElse>: you said you didnt like it at all;
(17:17:07) <SmallR2002>: when?
(17:18:09) <SomeoneElse>: when what?
(17:18:20) <SmallR2002>: when did i say that i didnt like it at all, quote me
(17:18:24) <SomeoneElse>: when did your balls shrink and you blew up and had sex with a penguin?
(17:18:30) <SomeoneElse>: idk i press esc after everything
(17:18:39) <SmallR2002>: well i didn’t
(17:19:13) <SmallR2002>: so, it would seem you’re being pretty judgemental calling me a racist freak for not liking some rap and liking alternative music wouldn’t it?
(17:20:48) <SmallR2002>: you’re also accusing me of things which aren’t true without any evidence
(17:21:02) <SmallR2002>: just because i don’t like some music you like
(17:22:36) <SomeoneElse>: well shut up
(17:22:40) <SomeoneElse>: go fuck ur penguin
So, ladies and gentlemen, it appears that someone who can’t spell `you’re` is calling me a racist freak. I’m deeply NOT hurt. Sorry, Borat reference.
I was going to write a critical essay on this, but I don’t think I can say anything to make it sound any worse or any better.
Kind regards, Robert.
November 1st, 2007 at 12:13 am
omg thats so funny way to stick it to him robbie
November 1st, 2007 at 1:30 pm
roflmao, it shows how poorly educated some people are, especially in the US (no offence).
They run out of reasons to hold an intelligent discussion/argument against you, then they come up with something totally unrelated and irrelevant and accuse you of the most spontaneous far-fetched bullshit anyone could think of, that has completely no relation to how you feel at all.
I think that is pretty much self-explanitary - “when all else fails, resort to accusing someone of the only thing you know from recent events in the media!” which is more or less racism (cough halle berry) or terrorism (cough USA)
November 1st, 2007 at 3:07 pm
The problem I always face with this type of person is that they’re innocuous to reason, you cannot persuade them that they’re wrong by proving it because they will simply lower the tone so much you can’t follow. Mostly I find it best to stick to my facts and just repeatedly bring them back to the last unanswered question.
Kind regards, Robert.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
To be honest, I hate rap, I don’t like anything that is rap. I don’t, not like rap because it is generally sung, or quickly talked by black people. It just makes my ears hurt, and most of the time rap has terrible lyrics.
I like pop, techno, just alot of modern music, but there are certain songs I don’t like simply because, I don’t 
Rap = Trash.