Imagine then our hypothetical friend’s hypothetical furry if they were slighted not once but twice.

Of course our hypothetical friend would vent their furry into coding, and as we know Python is the balm of the soul. Let us view some of this hypothetical Python.

from send_mail import send_mail
import commands
import pyinotify
import re
import time
import Skype4Py
from time import gmtime, strftime

CallStatus = 0
CallIsFinished = set ([Skype4Py.clsFailed, Skype4Py.clsFinished, Skype4Py.clsMissed,Skype4Py.clsRefused, Skype4Py.clsBusy, Skype4Py.clsCancelled])

def CallStatusText(status):
    return skype.Convert.CallStatusToText(status)

def OnCall(call, status):
    global CallStatus
    CallStatus = status
    print 'Call status: ' + CallStatusText(status)
    print call.PstnNumber
    try:
        if (CallStatusText(status) == "Calling" and call.PstnNumber == "+<your phone number>"):
            call.Answer()
            print "Call accepted."
    except:
        print "Failed to accept."

skype = Skype4Py.Skype()
try:
    skype.Attach()
    skype.OnCallStatus = OnCall
except:
    print "Skype attach failed, skype calling will not be possible."

class TrackModifications(pyinotify.ProcessEvent):
    def process_IN_MODIFY(self, event):
        f = open("/var/log/auth.log")
        l = f.readlines()
        f.close()
        if (re.search("gnome-screensaver-dialog\: pam_unix\(gnome-screensaver\:auth\)\: authentication failure\;", l[-1]) <> None):
            print "Access!"
            fn = '/home/user/tmp/snap-fail-' + strftime("%d-%b-%Y_%H:%M:%S", gmtime()) + '.jpg'
            commands.getoutput('uvccapture -m -x640 -y480 -o' + fn)
            send_mail("<email>", "<sms email>", "", "Failed access at `" + strftime("%a, %d %b %Y %H:%M:%S", gmtime()) + "` you will receive a picture soon.", None)
            send_mail("<email>", "<sms email>", "Login Failed", "Failed log-in to 'The Pandora'.\n" + l[-1], fn)

        if (re.search("The-Pandora gnome-screensaver-dialog\: gkr-pam\: unlocked \'login\' keyring", l[-1]) <> None):
            print "Access!"
            fn = '/home/user/tmp/snap-accept-' + strftime("%d-%b-%Y_%H:%M:%S", gmtime()) + '.jpg'
            commands.getoutput('uvccapture -m -x640 -y480 -o' + fn)
            send_mail("<email>", "<sms email>", "", "Login accepted at `" + strftime("%a, %d %b %Y %H:%M:%S", gmtime()) + "` you will receive a picture soon.", None)
            send_mail("<email>", "<sms email>", "Login Accepted", "Accepted log-in to 'The Pandora'.\n" + l[-1], fn)
            pass

wm = pyinotify.WatchManager()
handler = TrackModifications()
notifier = pyinotify.Notifier(wm, default_proc_fun=handler)
wm.add_watch('/var/log/auth.log', pyinotify.IN_MODIFY)
notifier.loop()

fn = '/home/user/tmp/snap-end-' + strftime("%d-%b-%Y_%H:%M:%S", gmtime()) + '.jpg'
send_mail("<email>", "<sms email>", "", "Process ending on 'The Pandora' at`" + strftime("%a, %d %b %Y %H:%M:%S", gmtime()) + "`", None)
commands.getoutput('uvccapture -m -x640 -y480 -o' + fn)
send_mail("<email>", "<sms email>", "", "Process ending on 'The Pandora'.", fn)

The email function used for this code is very messy and actually has some pass-phrases I’d rather not show you, I suggest looking at google and various links it offers

def send_mail(send_from, send_to, subject, text, f, server="smtp.gmail.com:587"):

Where text is the message, f is the file and server is the server, I advise using Gmail as it has a Email t0 SMS gateway. The way I used it I simply had to put my phone number before `@tmomail.net` (something like 15552223344@tmomail.net). With a little googling you’ll find the appropriate suffixes for most carriers.

So, what is this? Well, basically it’s a library to allow a series of things.

• Photographic evidence of all log-ins.
• SMS and MMS (with photo) alerts when your computer is logged into or someone attempts.
• Accept calls so you can monitor audio from your computer.
• I also modified it to call out to me when there’s a log in, oh for video calling…
• It records the script being terminated.

You may have to adjust  the command for ‘uvccapture’, you will want to adjust the host name (The Pandora) to yours. Remember to add your SMS Email and Email.

This script will be built off of to create something a lot more advanced and a lot better and more useful. It would be possible to rewrite this for Windows or Mac, I guess that cutting out the Skype and replacing the UVC code would be all that’d be needed.

I hope this was of use to someone. Please post comments if you find a use and/or have some success with it, I’d love to hear stories of how you caught hypothetical siblings with it.

Kind regards, Robert.

dpkg-shlibdeps: error: couldn't find library libatiuki.so.1 needed by debian/xorg-driver-fglrx/usr/lib/xorg/modules/linux/libfglrxdrm.so.
Note: libraries are not searched in other binary packages that do not have any shlibs or symbols file.
To help dpkg-shlibdeps find private libraries, you might need to set LD_LIBRARY_PATH.
dh_shlibdeps: dpkg-shlibdeps returned exit code 2
make: *** [binary-predeb-IMPL/xorg-driver-fglrx] Error 1
dpkg-buildpackage: error: fakeroot debian/rules binary gave error exit status 2

There is a solution, it’s a relatively easy solution too and I’m surprised at the point of writing this blog it hasn’t been patched by ATI.

./ati-driver-installer-10-1-x86.x86_64.run --extract
cd fglrx-install.*/arch/x86/usr/lib/
ln -s libatiuki.so.1.0 libatiuki.so.1
cd ../../../../
sudo ./ati-installer.sh 10.1 --buildandinstallpkg Ubuntu/karmic

In the case of 64bit compiling remember to change x86 to x86_64 and lib to lib64. Now you should have ATI just where you need it.

Kind regards, Robert.

You feel a need to make Ubuntu 9.10 do more for you. To make your Karmic Koala climb it’s tree. So, here I am, your Ubuntu zoo keeper to give you some tips.

The first thing to realise is that there are some changes, one which makes me particularly happy is that you can add sources by ‘ppa lines’. Simply put you can change where Ubuntu gets it’s software with shorter lines. Call me a lazy belly dancer and beat me with a mop but this makes me happy.

See? Easy as that.

Another big thing for me was the new ATI graphics driver for my HP Pavillion DV7 2050ea and it’s ATI M92 (Mobility Radeon 4500 series, 4530). They seem to work very well which makes me extremely happy. I’ve simply used jockey (the ‘Hardware Drivers’ item in ‘System > Administration’) to adjust it. One note must be made. The kernel you use can cause issues with the kernel module being compiled. I advise keeping your old kernels that work whenever you change/recompile.

Without optimisation this already has given me a massive performance boost. I can now run XBMC (which I will discuss later).

Moving on from the new drivers there are a few other updates. There’s a new Firefox which should make everyone happy, and Empathy has taken over from Pidgin. I’m not quite sure how I feel about this to be honest, over the last few years I’ve switched almost completely to IRC (using XChat). I do however use Bonjour to talk to people on the same network occasionally and Empathy seems to handle this reasonably well.

So, once you’ve run Jockey to get all your hardware working well there are some programs I would recommend and a few things to do to get yourself up and running.

A music player

One of the most important things in modern computer usage is playing music. Recently I’d been enjoying Songbird, unfortunately when I’d first installed Ubuntu 9.10 it caused an error. While looking at alternatives I found Banshee which offers me something else.

Songbird

When first trying Songbird I was presented with two problems:

1. GetDeb didn’t have a copy.
2. When I downloaded the source it failed to start with the following error:
   ././songbird-bin: symbol lookup error: /usr/lib/python2.6/dist-packages/gst-0.10/gst/_gst.so: undefined symbol: gst_task_pool_get_type
   Could not initialize GStreamer: Error re-scanning registry , child terminated by signal

However, there is a usable solution. Firstly download from http://www.getsongbird.com/download/, then go into the ‘lib’ folder and delete everything starting with libgst. Once you’ve done this it should start perfectly. There are some great plug-ins and cool themes.

Now GetDeb has a copy, but if it doesn’t work for you that might be a helpful solution.

Rhythmbox

Install: sudo apt-get install rhythmbox

This is a feature full alternative to the original media players. Until I discovered the fix for Songbird I used Rhythmbox and I found it very usable. I personally don’t like it as much as Songbird. It should be installed by default, if not see above.

Banshee

APT line: ppa:banshee-team/ppa
Install: sudo apt-get install banshee

This media player is much more like what I like. It provides a fair few features and if you haven’t used it you should give it a shot. Banshee gives excellent iPod/Android/RockBox synchronisation and I’m sure it provides more syncing but I don’t have any more devices to try. I have noticed a few small gaps between playback but I know that the Banshee team are working on gap-less playback support and I’m excited to see it.

A media centre

There are several options for this. I personally love XBMC, others swear by Moovidia and some by MythTV.

XBMC

I love XBMC, I run it on my dad’s media centre and it’s always done me really well.

Moovidia

I’ve recently tried Moovidia, it’s nice but it doesn’t seem to offer anything to draw me away from XBMC, however I’d recommend it to anyone who wants to have a good interface to their music, films and TV shows.

Development Environment

There are two development environments that I really like, both of them are built with Java and have support for multiple languages out of the box.

Eclipse

Install: apt-get install eclipse

I’ve always used Eclipse and PyDev for Python development, I’m not sure if I could change if I had to. One of my first things to do was to install eclipse. I also use it for Java/Android development, all in all it’s a great IDE.

NetBeans

Install: apt-get install netbeans

NetBeans seems to be primarily for web development, I use it for PHP (http://www.v8d.org/qdb) and I know other people who use it for HTML, Java, JavaScript and etcetera. One feature I especially like is that it can upload my edits immediately after I finish them.

Video Playback

Presumably you’re going to install all the mediabuntu goodies so you can play lots of different formats.

SMPlayer

Install: apt-get install smplayer

This is now the only video player I use for desktop applications. It provides massive format support from MPlayer, bookmarking, and unbelievable reconfigurability.

Audio Tagging

Music Brains Picard

Install: apt-get install picard

Picard is to us music lovers as air is to you other people. It tags music from a massive database and if you have something it doesn’t then you can submit it for others to be able to tag.

TV Shows

If you don’t have your own PVR to provide XBMC with content then you should certainly consider getting something like Hulu desktop. It’s in their labs section and available for Linux

Hulu Desktop

Install: Follow the instructions here

In closing

There are so many more applications out there, you’ll never find them all or use them all. If you want something first search the repo’s (Synaptic or whatever you use), then progress to GetDeb and Google. However, I will give you some suggestions for other applications you may be interested in.

• VLC – This used to be my favourite video player, it uses a brilliant play engine and manages to cope with almost any form of network stream.
• digiKam – Best. Photo. Management. Ever. (IMNSHO)
• K3b – Excellent, fast and easy CD/DVD burning/cloning/creation/decryption/etcetera.
• Audacity – Very good linear audio editor with great plug-ins.
• Handbrake – Video en/de/transcoder.
• soundKonverter – Conversion from and to various audio formats.
• Kate – Excellent text editor.

I’m sorry this wasn’t posted sooner, I started it and then things happened like marriage and Christmas. Talking of which, Happy New Year to all!

Kind regards, Robert.

In the last few days as I’ve started to miss it I decided to write a ‘Top Ten Roundup’ with a difference, the top ten that I miss. I’ve reverted to my Windows Mobile smart-phone so I still have a few luxuries. I expect that I’ll mention several things which made me prefer my G1 to the HTC Hermes I was on. Firstly though I’ll compare a few core components that I miss.

• The email program. When I first used Android I wasn’t that excited about the email app; sure, it had starring which Windows Mobile didn’t, but that was about it for me. However I’ve come to really appreciate the way it synchronises and the way that I can apply labels and generally use it as I do the computer front end. Windows Mobile makes me synchronise manually or set a time, this is nice and I used to find it very useful but I really appreciate being able to use Locale with the Gmail application to trigger synchronising only in a WiFi hotspot.
• The contacts application. There are some trade-offs here. Windows Mobile supports a birthday for a contact, unless I’m severely blind my G1 does not. Windows mobile however attacks my contacts list on Gmail adding Mr’s and Mrs’s which in turn adds extra contacts. This is fixable, the G1 lack of birthdays will surely be fixed in a future release. Incidentally the birthdays can be shown on the calendar with a small work around. Simply go to the calendars listing under settings, click browse interesting calenders and find your birthdays under ‘More’.
• The browser. I really miss the Android browser and its speed and zoom features.
• Marketplace. Do I even need to say anything here? The ease and simplicity is so nice.

Now for my top ten list of Android applications that I miss.

1. Locale. I had rules set up to do everything I needed all based on where I was. It came into extra brilliance while abroad where I couldn’t use my normal data connection.
2. ConnectBot. Having a well rounded SSH application is essential.
3. Android IRC. Who can exist without IRC? I mean, what true techie can exist without IRC? Android IRC supports SSL, multiple servers and message notification, what’s more it doesn’t die if you leave it and open other applications.
4. AndNav. This is my most memory heavy application, it uses tiles instead of vectors so pre-download is essential for any sensible routing. Also routes are calculated away from the client which causes network use. However, all this is well known to the developers and is being worked on. I would personally love to see (for example) POI search for off-line (maybe import gpx POI’s). I would be even more excited to see off-line routing, maybe data sets could be split further just to contain roads with no additional data? However all the Windows Mobile alternatives that I’ve found have not done what I needed or had some major problems.
5. Quickipedia. Wikipedia has become the defatico source of information these days. Want cable layouts? Check Wikipedia. Want information about a penguin that flies? Check Wikipeida. Having a mobile client is like carrying it around as a book… just without ink or weight or that book smell or worrying about pages falling out.
6. Movie Finder. It’s great to be able to quickly find out the times of a movie or check which ones are on locally. This isn’t a new concept I know but I found this the easiest to use, far easier than my previous experiences on Windows Mobile.
7. Telegraph.co.uk news. Although this requires a connection and can’t horde its data off-line it’s still a great application. I’ve used other news applications and I’m open to suggestions but I found this to be the best. I do miss Viigo.
8. Listen. I’d only just started using this but I’d become adicted pretty quickly. It’s a nice product from google themselves and it provides me with a stream of podcasts straight to my device. What’s more it can be run offline.
9. FML. This would be one of two things that I use to entertain myself.
10. Lolcats. This would be the other.

There are more I miss, there are more I used regularly and there are more I’d probably like to put on this list in the future. A couple in the running were:

• My Tracks. A GPS tracking application that I’ve found to be absolutely excellent.
• Beeb Player. BBC iPlayer application, not much use here as I have a US IP but it was great when I was in the UK.
• Meridian Player (and now Meridian Evolve). A great player. Unfortunately I don’t watch much on my phone as my laptop has a better resolution for that.
• Dizzler. A music on demand player, very useful for those moments where someone doesn’t know a song and you want to *show* them.
• Barcode Scanner. Most sites about Android offer 2d encoded barcodes for content, I think this is a great way to move stuff from one device to another.
• Better Keyboard. A great on screen keyboard. I certainly miss it.

That just about makes up my little Android tear story. Hopefully I should see a new G1 working perfectly within the next few weeks and I’ll be able to tell you which applications I’m adicted to right from the word go.

Kind regards, Robert.

• AMD Turion X2 Dual-Core Mobile ZM84, 2.3GHz
• 4GB of RAM, I haven’t checked the brand but it seems fast
• 320GB of hard drive space on a Western Digital drive
• ATI M92 (Mobility Radeon 4500 series, 4530), seems to have 512MB of RAM
• eSATA, USB and FireWire
• ExpressCard
• XD/MMC/SD slot
• HDMI and VGA
• QuickDock (v3 I think)

HP Blurb

The biggest problem so far has been the graphics card, so far I’ve been unable to get it working with fglrx. I have the standard X drivers working and they give me full screen output but that too was a bit of a fight. However under Vista the card seems incredibly powerful for a laptop and it has no problems playing DVDs using the standard X drivers under Linux. However the iPlayer will not play without major chopping. Hulu plays but only at standard resolution and without full screen.

The sound works perfectly using the snd_hda_intel module and one small adjustment to its config. In fact I’m quite impressed with the volume and power the speakers can create. The file /etc/modprobe.d/alsa-base.conf now contains:

options snd-hda-intel model=hp-hdx

eSATA, USB and FireWire all appear to work correctly. All I’ve noticed is that the eSATA port’s USB functionality seems to be a little low power, I can use everything except for hard drives which act as if I’d plugged them into a USB 1.1 port.

Strangely I can’t get the XD/SD etc slot to work, this is pretty normal though so I’m not too bothered. It does seem to help if I disable the power saving for them and FireWire in the BIOS. No idea why, maybe someone else will have more information on this.

The laptop can take two hard drives and I’ve found a second miniPCIe slot. Unfortunately the second hard drive needs a ‘kit’ to be installed, I’ll blog more about this when I get a chance to install one. However, with hard drives the size they are these days this makes for at least 1TB of space without too much heat overload.

I haven’t yet worked out the obligiroy IrDA, it seems it’s somehow hooked through the BIOS to allow the included remote to function (including the luxury of a power button). I haven’t had any other problems with it yet, the ExpressCard slot seems to work perfectly as do the other various ports.

Over all this is an excellent laptop with a lot of power, although it’s large enough to watch DVDs on it is also small enough and light enough to be portable.

Kind regards, Robert.

• I have a new computer, in fact, I have a considerably more powerful computer.
• The BBC have had time to get criticised (a lot) by different people (also a lot) and hopefully get their act together.
• The BBC are beta testing a ‘High Quality’ version.

So, let’s look at what we said last time.

Good

• No advertisements (other than a brief channel trailer which doesn’t really count).
• Good quality, especially for so called ’standard definition’.
• Generally fast play.
• Done with flash, pretty much universal.

Bad

• Bandwidth heavy.
• No live viewing.
• Some issues with the video.
• Only seven days of watching time.
• Awful problems with full screen play.

The thing is that I now have a computer which is almost as good as my Dad’s media machine. This means that I can experiment more, but it doesn’t mean that I have something more powerful than the box I tested it on before (although the screen is a tad smaller).

However, Auntie has had a chance to get her act together and upgrade/advance the iPlayer. This seems to have resulted in some serious interface changes and the new high definition version.

I don’t have time to write a full review at the moment but here’s my summary:

Bad to good

• With the introduction of the HD version bandwidth seems to have dropped for the non-HD media, unfortunately so has quality (see below).
• Since my last exploration I’ve found some programs and libraries which allow iPlayer downloading.
• It would seem that more and more applications are supporting the iPlayer (Boxee and XBMC).

Good to bad

• The quality before HD was very good on normal recordings. It would seem that with HD’s introduction the SD (standard definition) media is lower quality and in general more flaky.

New bad

• Over the last few weeks I’ve encountered a few video bugs, mostly involving jerks or artifacts.
• Occasionally the video decides to scramble audio and play at ten times speed, similar things happened before but this is worse.
• I’ve started to notice that very little of the audio is normalised, I have to adjust my amp a lot.
• Contrast and brightness differences, hitting ‘auto calibrate’ a lot on my screen isn’t much fun.

New good

• The HD version is very nice and the content very crisp.
• There is a growing number of devices which support the iPlayer.
• The ability to pause, then resume the next time you open your browser (it remembers where you were), a small but important improvement.
• Wider range of Programme avaliability.
• I can generally get jerk-less full screen playback on my box. I have yet to purchase a non-integrated graphics card so this is impressive (I have a NVIDIA internal at the moment).

Still good

• No advertisements. Even with things like Heroes there are no advertisements, the most you get is a channel/producer trailer.
• Audio on both SD and HD is crisp and clear.
• Generally very good avaliability.
• Generally fast play.
• Good support for most normal computers.

Still bad

• No live viewing that I can find.
• Limited time to watch.
• Strange problems with full screen, sometimes on some computers with some definitions. They’ve certainly fixed it for some situations.

I think that  covers just about everything, feel free to comment with your own opinions.

Kind regards, Robert.

I’m enjoying the new Wordpress; including the Gears side of it, and the new look.

I will be uploading some photo’s on Facebook for those of you who follow that. I’ll probably be more active soon, at the moment I’m fervently searching for a new job, preferably a well paid one. Some of you may also know that my Girlfriend/Fiancee  is staying with me at the moment and we’re spending quite a bit of time out and about. So, sorry for the lack of blogs, I’ll be good in the new year, I promise! Now send me presents!

Now, for your amusement I bring you this photo.

Enjoy!

Have a great Christmas all of you, I’ll write more in the new year.

Kind regards, Robert.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this a grammar fail?

Kind regards, Robert.

“Aren’t you worried about large quantities of money entering your country from dubious sources?” (BBC interviewer)

“But of course not, I would be worried if money was leaving my country.”

Brilliant, thank you Swiss Foreign Minister! I know it’s not a stupid thing and wasn’t to me, but it’s funny.

Please note that I’m not sure it was the SFM, however it definitely was a Swiss guy who was in charge of monies.

“If a [unfortunate term for people with high levels of dark pigment in their skin] ever came to this school I’d have to leave or kill myself.”

This completely shocked me, what shocked me more was the number of people who laughed or agreed.

“I’m not racist! I have plenty of black friends!”

This was talking to one of the laughing people who seemed in agreement. It’s helped me come up with a plea for Michael Jackson:

“I’m not a paedophile, I have lots of friends who are children!”

“I don’t want to suppress people’s views, I just don’t want them here.” and a few hours later “I think there should be moderation throughout the whole network to remove swearing and views I don’t agree with.”

Slightly rephrased for readability, it was actually views which didn’t fit with the person’s religion.

“Could I have a half pound burger please.”

“You’re not in America now mate.”

“How would that change things? If you think about it we used the imperial measuring system before they did, and we adjusted it after they broke away. Also the whole concept of a half pounder being an American thing is ironic as the measurement system is called ‘Imperial’. In other words, could I have an imperial half pound burger please. Incidentally, being at a traditional country fair, shouldn’t we use traditional weights and measures?”

“Huh?”

It would have only complicated things to mention that metric was pretty much invented by John Wilkins in 1668 who was English.

This one is shorter, fewer laughs, but I thought I’d bring it to you now before I forget!

Kind regards, Robert.

ShareThis

This is a useful little button just after the main post which allows you pass it on to as many people as you want. If you click ‘ShareThis’ then it brings up a small box which allows you to select a service to send it to. The three most popular so far have been Facebook, Myspace, and Stumbleuppon. Please help both me and the site by posting all content that you like to any social service you use. More people might like you if they think you’re friends with me!

For your interest my Facebook profile is: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=604575290

If you want to add me as a friend please send me a message telling me who you are first (just mention that you read my blog).

Wordpress Wall

This is a feature a little like Facebook’s wall. You can make quick posts to me at the side of the front page. It’ll be interesting to see how this goes and if anyone wants to make use of it to say something shorter than a full blown comment.

Wordbook

I also have installed a little plugin that automatically posts new posts to my Facebook profile. This will be a good way for some of you who know me to keep up with what I’ve posted.

PDA Viewing

This feature should let you view this blog on your PDA or iPhone, not too sure about smaller phones capable of html browsing. Do send me some comments if you try this.

Well, that’s everything, I hope people like what I’ve done and if you have any comments or suggestions then please pass them on to me – commenting here will do.

Kind regards, Robert.

PS: I’m writing another list of comments. It will arive within the next few days. RJS.